Housewives of Mar-a-Lago
Swapped with Venezuelan women
        So, their men can see
What Reality TV is really like

        (Please keep the floating
         Bloated bodies out of view)

U.S. Marines are dressed 
        By gay fashion designers
to strut down Venezuelan runways

Move over F-18s
        We have a winner here

Silly me

I thought this was an audition for
        Bizarre Foods
and it's only more dying
        on a Venezuelan freak show

        (Please keep the eating cockroaches 
         and dying in the Mar-a-Lago kitchen
         out of view)

This is real TV, folks.
        where I can lose myself in reality
So I don't have to feel the reality
        of real people with real problems

I don't need to be reminded that
        There is grief and war and pity

I know it exists

I want you to sex it up a bit
        make it a contest
or a hair-pulling scratch your eyes out
        bitch fight
or throw it in a pot in Mar-a-Lago's Kitchen

        (Make sure to hold those 
         Bloated bodies
         they'll want to be paid)

But whatever you do, don't add any dancers

        It's been done.